Debate Drinking Rules

Comment below with ideas of when to drink in tonight’s leaders debates:
It’s also been suggested that the leaders themselves have to drink when any of them say “I” – will be much more fun.

Sip:

Cameron:
Change
Big Society
NHS

Brown:
Measures (drink a measure of scotch)
Started in America/Global Recession
Tories
..also If he does an evil glare (was gonna say the mouth thing but don’t have enough booze for that!)

Clegg:
Vince Cable
Fair
Traditional Politics/”Labservative”

Any:
Future
Failure
Iceland

Down your drink:

Cameron:
Thatcher
Post-Bureaucratic Age

Brown:
Peter Mandleson
Cancer Guarantees

Clegg:
“Change that works for you building a fairer Britain” (if said in full)

Any:
Tax on alcohol (down a pint of cider)
Peter Steele (They should pay a tribute)
EU (no chance of it being mentioned!)

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